60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
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A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Wedding Definitions
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Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...