Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...