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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
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Why Legs?
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No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Mental Health Hotline!
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A snail buys a fast new car
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Clever Teacher
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Making Love to a Woman
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Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
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