An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...