Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...