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Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Ready for Parenting? Find out!
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Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...