Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...