How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...