Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...