Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
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Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
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From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
An old occupation
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Standardized Guide to the Bases
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Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...