Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...