Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...