Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Hair Up
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Conversation over dinner
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12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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Ways A Nerd Can Impress
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Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
You aren’t the worst
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