The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...