The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...