So you don not know Jack Schitt…
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Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.