How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....