Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.