Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...