There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Miracle Bra Alternative
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Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
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Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...