What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...