Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...