Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap