Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...