Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor