More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....