OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...