Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...