Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...