What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!