Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Question answer 06
|What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...