A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...