Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...