George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...