Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...