Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...