The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...