The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...