A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...