New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...