Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...