Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...