You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....