Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.