What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...