Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Cybersex Discussion
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink