Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....