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Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
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A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
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Arkansan Citizens Trip
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy...
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12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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