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Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Cockroach at the door.
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Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
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When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...