Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...