Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...