Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!