Military Christmas
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Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Tax On Sale
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My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Can I play the piano once these are off?
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Brag about parents
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Geneologist
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half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...