Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...